Journal of Machine Learning Gossip

[editors@jmlg.org]

Dear connectionists,

On the occasion of the final NIPS paper submission, the Journal of 
Machine Learning Gossip (http://www.jmlg.org) would like to offer its 
services to the machine learning community. At 

          http://www.jmlg.org/software/pssq-page.htm 

you can download the most recent tool from our Extreme Programming 
Team which allows to (font) compress any paper to any number of 
pages with little visual difference. 

No warranty is provided whatsoever and no liability is accepted for 
the use of this program. If your paper gets rejected because you 
squished it too much then you work shorter hours, produce less and 
write genuinely shorter papers. You have been warned.

Note that at http://www.jmlg.org you can find also information on 
other aspects of academic life in the machine learning community and 
more useful tools. 


Best regards

Editors of www.jmlg.org